Thursday, May 05, 2011

Some money...err aid.

USA: Here have some money...err I mean aid.
Pak: Okay.
USA: And you give me something in return, like...umm...okay give me a minute to think.
Pak: Okay.

After many hundred minutes.
USA: Yea I've thought about it. You give me your support in Afghanistan against the terrorists.
Pak: Okay.

After many years of giving money...err aid.
USA: We've found Osama, no thanks to you, and we're going to bomb his place in your backyard. Pretend as if you don't know anything. 
Pak: Okay.

After killing Osama USA is questioned by the government.
USA: Crap now I have to explain to my folks back home why did I give you all the money...err aid when you did jackshit. So I'm going to call you names and blame you for stuff.
Pak: Okay...err...what??!